New Rules For 2008

New Rule: There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the a**hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n’-Low, and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you’re a huge a**hole. (Post transferred here. All posts under life and fatherhood will be transferred to PinoyDad.com.)

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2 Responses to New Rules For 2008

  1. Pre, I think the American comedian Bill Maher does a set of “new rules” during his show.

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  2. Thanks pre for pointing that out. I’m glad you’ve summoned the strength to post here. =)

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